Donald Freed
International Playwright
and Master Teacher

The Smoking Boy

1917. New Haven, Connecticut. The upper middle class home of

Margaret and Charles Graves. A well-appointed sitting room.

On Stage Right, there is a piano and a table with a

gramophone. A sofa, two wing chairs and a coffee table are

arranged Stage Left and a writing desk and chair are Down

Left. French doors Up Center lead out into a garden, visible

whenever the curtains are not drawn. There are also two other

entrances -- Stage Left leads to the foyer, kitchen and

dining rooms off, while Stage Right leads to the study and

bedrooms beyond. A Scrim marks the date and time passage

between scenes.

PRE-SHOW MUSIC: A Medley “I Wonder Who’s Kissing Her Now”

“M-O-T-H-E-R” “Goodbye, Goodluck, God Bless you”

ACT I 1917-1918

SCENE 1: Late afternoon.

A light rain can be heard intermittently throughout the

scene.

On the SCRIM we see: January 5th, 1917

SOUND: We hear static, then a NEWS REEL, a scratchy,

authoritative voice.

NEWS FROM THE FRONT

(a southern accent)

“Now I will relate the story of

Lieutenant L., which will bear out

my contention that, when it comes

to the scratch, a wireless man can

be just as cool as the next. The

Lieutenant was adjusting one of the

stays of his aerial pole which had

been disturbed by the falling of a

shell close by. As he was doing

so, over came a second shell, known

to the Tommies as a “whizz-bang,”

which gave him a direct hit,

tearing his arm clean away, except

for a stump of 4 inches. He looked

at it calmly for a couple of

seconds, and then exclaimed (just

before he fainted) ‘Well, that’s a

ticket for blighty,’ Blighty, it

might be explained, being a word

for home.”

MARGARET, a woman of 40, enters from within, holding a

journal.

MARGARET

(sings to herself)

“Come saints and sinners, hear me

tell the wonders of Emmanuel, who

snatch’d me from a burning Hell,

and brought my soul with him to

dwell, to dwell in sweetest union.”

She opens her journal.

MARGARET (CONT’D)

(reads)

Wednesday, January 3rd, 19. Gray.

Developed laryngitis last week and

cannot make a sound yet. Stayed

home all the day, until after

dinner, when Adelaide and Clarence

and I started into town for the

picture show. Could not get in so

took a car back to the Laurence

theater.

She hears water running and pots and pans clanging.

MARGARET (CONT’D)

Mary making quite a bit of noise at

the moment.

(shouting, off)

-- Mary! Mary! SUFFICIENT with

the washing now please! My

laryngitis!

(loudly)

Will have Mary clean the rugs and

wax the floors to-morrow.

The clanging stops.

MARGARET (CONT’D)

(smiles to herself)

Surely they need it....

(reads)

Thursday, January 4th. Rain.

Nothing doing as the weather is too

damp. Glad I had the washing done

yesterday, although Mary was mad as

a hornet.

She listens.

MARGARET (CONT’D)

Friday, January 5th. Rain. I

really feel like saying “I told you

so” to Mary, for if the washing had

not been done Monday it looks like

it would have had one good wait.

She sits Down Left at the desk.

MARGARET (CONT’D)

(writes)

White of an egg and lemon juice

does wonders for the voice! Can

make a little more noise. Will give

Hugh Acorn a lesson -

CHARLES

(off stage)

Margaret! Margo, I am home!

MARGARET

(to herself)

Surprise. Charles blew in about

three.

She places the journal inside the desk drawer. CHARLES, her

distinguished husband of 50, enters carrying a suitcase in

one hand and a small white pastry box in the other.

CHARLES

Hello, Margo!

MARGARET

I’m going to bed early.

Rejected, he hands her the pastry box; she gives him her

cheek. He kisses it lightly and withdraws Stage right into

the house.

MARGARET pulls a small frosted cake from the box.

CHARLES

(off stage)

Margaret?

He returns.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

How about a drink?

MARGARET

It is 3 o’clock.

CHARLES

Oh. Yes, of course -- I know.

He withdraws again. MARGARET eats the cake quickly.

CHARLES re-enters, sees her shoving cake in her mouth. She

stops. He goes to the table Down Left to choose a cigar. He

looks back at her.

MARGARET

Well?

He smells it, clips the end of the cigar off, licks the end

during the following:

CHARLES

I am a man of fifty -- a man of

fifty. I am an efficiency expert,

traveling the East consulting --

aiding businesses to become more

efficient -- to increase their

productivity, to increase their

revenue. I am sought after. Men of

business find my employer and

demand that I come to them. They

want to consult with me. I allow

myself to be consulted. Why do you

stand in the middle of the room,

eating your cake right out of the

box and without a fork?

Cigar in his mouth. He spreads out his arms.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

Come to me.

MARGARET

Without a fork?

He drops his arms.

CHARLES

Crumbs. You must be mindful.

She kneels down to pick up the crumbs.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

Are you keeping the journal I gave

you?

MARGARET

Yes, I record each day, as you said

-- the goings’ on, the household

expenses.

She stands, smiles at him.

CHARLES

Good girl.

He takes her in his arms.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

Where are the children?

She goes rigid.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

All week I have been away.

MARGARET

I am full.

CHARLES

You are my wife!

He takes the cake away from her and exits Stage Right. She

dabs the corners of her mouth, with a handkerchief, and exits

Stage Left.

SCENE 2: Light change -- Late afternoon to Morning.

Snow falls very lightly outside.

On the SCRIM we see: February 3rd, 1917 One month later

SOUND: We hear a NEWS REEL...

NEWS REEL

“On this day of February 3, 1917,

we relay to you an excerpt from

President Wilson’s address to

Congress: Gentlemen of Congress:

The Imperial German Government

...announced...that on and after

the 1st day of February, the

present month, it would adopt a

policy with regard to the use of

submarines against all shipping

seeking to pass through certain

designated areas of the high seas,

to which it is clearly my duty to

call your attention.

(MORE)

I have therefore directed the

Secretary of State to announce to

his Excellency the German

Ambassador that all diplomatic

relations between the United States

and the German Empire are severed

and that the American Ambassador to

Berlin will immediately be

withdrawn; and, in accordance with

this decision, to hand to his

Excellency his passports.”

MARGARET enters in a long lace dress, which looks to be

missing the sash for the waist. She searches about the room

for something (the sash?). She cinches her waist with her

hands, checking her profile in the window. She stretches her

torso taller. Useless. She exhales, sits at her desk,

retreating into today’s journal entry.

MARGARET

(reads)

Saturday, February 3rd. Crisp,

Sunny. Every one up bright and

early like the day! Charles to his

outdoor church. Adelaide and I to

church. Clarence to the picture

show. Will rehearse with Hugh Acorn

and Mrs. Dickie. Mrs. Dickie

continues to play piano for

services at the Good Shepherd. We

like her but not her work.

She writes and speaks the following:

MARGARET (CONT’D)

(writing)

Must have Mary find my pink silk

sash; Hugh Acorn comes at .

She closes the journal, places it back into the desk drawer.

MARGARET (CONT’D)

(calling off)

Mary!

She stands, presses on her abdomen, exits Right, within.

ADELAIDE

(sings off stage)

See the sash go twirling, twirling,

round and round and round.

ADELAIDE, their 15 year old daughter dances in from Stage

Left. She twirls a long pink sash.

NEWS REEL (CONT'D)

She opens the curtains, revealing the snowy garden. She taps

on the window. Outside on a bench, CHARLES, with a newspaper,

smokes a cigar.

ADELAIDE (CONT’D)

(sings)

“See the sash go twirling,

twirling”

MARGARET re-enters.

MARGARET

Adelaide --

MARGARET

Give me that sash.

ADELAIDE

“Round and round and round.”

MARGARET (CONT’D)

We are having rehearsal --

ADELAIDE

(sings)

“Round and round and round.”

MARGARET

Mrs. Dickie and Hugh Acorn --

ADELAIDE twirls the sash around MARGARET.

ADELAIDE

(sings)

“See the sash go twirling,

twirling, round and round and

round”

MARGARET changes tactics.

MARGARET

You know, the choir all feel badly

Mrs. Dickie is hired for another

year.

ADELAIDE stops.

ADELAIDE

I thought you liked Mrs. Dickie.

MARGARET

We like her but not her work.

MARGARET snatches the sash away.

CLARENCE

(off stage)

Mother!

ADELAIDE

(sings)

“Tie me up and lay me down”

ADELAIDE pulls one end of the sash and circles it around her

mother.

ADELAIDE (CONT’D)

(sings slowly)

“Round and round...”

MARGARET

Adelaide!

CLARENCE

(off)

Oh, Mother!

ADELAIDE

(sings)

“Up and --”

CLARENCE

(off stage)

“A puff of smoke -- what’s the

harm?”

ADELAIDE

“Down!”

She snaps the sash away. MARGARET straightens her dress. A

paper airplane sails into the room.

CLARENCE

(off)

“One puff calls for more. That’s

the harm.

ADELAIDE snatches it up, as her brother, CLARENCE, enters.

Lean and boyish, he is a young man of .

MARGARET

(gently, to Clarence)

You missed Sunday service again.

CLARENCE

(memorized, preacher-like)

“And every one of these puffs

deposits a small quantity of deadly

poison in the body.”

MARGARET

How was the picture show?

CLARENCE

Not nearly as entertaining as your

anti-smoking propaganda.

(reads)

(MORE)

“One puff does not make of the

bright boy a criminal; but the many

puffs that follow the first, place

him in the dungeon. Tobacco,

therefore, closes the gateway to

the world and it never opens again

to the knocking of stained hands.”

MARGARET ruffles his hair. He smoothes his hair back down.

CLARENCE (CONT’D)

Adelaide, does it say there how

many cigarettes a boy can safely

smoke?

ADELAIDE unfolds the “airplane” pamphlet.

ADELAIDE

(reads)

Why, yes, Clarence, yes it does!

“Just as it requires not ONE but

MULTIPLE needle pricks of the

Chinese doctor to kill the baby,

death by smoking requires MULTIPLE

pricks of the cigarette!”

CLARENCE

(to Margaret)

Not one, but multiples!

He draws a cigarette out of a silver case.

CLARENCE (CONT’D)

Mother, how about a prick?

He pokes ADELAIDE with it.

ADELAIDE

Don’t stab me with your surly

smoking sticks.

MARGARET

Do that in the garden.

MARGARET sees MRS. DICKIE through the French doors.

MARGARET (CONT’D)

Oh, Mrs. Dickie!

(to her children)

Now mind your manners!

CLARENCE stands, grabs the pamphlet from his sister and again

folds it into an airplane.

CLARENCE (CONT'D)

MRS. DICKIE

(apologetically)

Mr. Graves allowed Mr. Acorn and I

to enter through the garden gate.

MARGARET

(sweetly)

Yes of course, come in.

HUGH, 25, impeccably dressed, ghostly pale, appears behind

MRS. DICKIE. She, though lovely, makes an awkward

appearance, uncomfortable in her skin and in her clothes --

someone else’s Sunday Best.

HUGH

Hello, Mrs. Graves. Miss Graves.

ADELAIDE tosses the sash at her mother.

ADELAIDE

Hello.

MARGARET balls up the sash.

MARGARET

Adelaide. Twirling around with this

old thing. Excuse me...

She exits with it.

HUGH

Hello Clarence.

CLARENCE

Mr. Acorn. Cigarette?

HUGH

No thanks.

CLARENCE lights one for himself.

CLARENCE

One puff calls for more.

ADELAIDE

Stupid.

CLARENCE

As ever.

MARGARET returns with a bag, brimming with clothes, which she

hands to MRS. DICKIE.

MARGARET

Try on everything, dear, and

deliver whatever does not suit you

to the Good Shepherd, will you?

MRS. DICKIE nearly grabs the bag out of MARGARET’S hand.

MRS. DICKIE

Oh, thank you.

She looks from HUGH to CLARENCE and then quickly deposits it

by the French doors.

CLARENCE

Never mind her, Mrs. Dickie --

Mother, I trust you included in the

discards, your new pink sash?

MARGARET

Now then. Mrs. Dickie, won’t you

have a seat at the piano?

MRS. DICKIE removes her hat. MARGARET smiles at HUGH. Seeing

this, ADELAIDE begins...

ADELAIDE

(to her mother)

“See the sash go twirling,

twirling”

MARGARET

Be quiet, please. Rehearsal!

MRS. DICKIE plays scales on the piano.

ADELAIDE

(singing more quietly)

-- round and round and round.”

MARGARET

(a warning)

How I will introduce you into

society, Adelaide I will never

know.

ADELAIDE

Mrs. Dickie, stop!

She does.

ADELAIDE (CONT’D)

Mother likes you, but not your

work.

CLARENCE

Monkey!

MARGARET

Mrs. Dickie, that is entirely --

MRS. DICKIE

True, isn’t it?

ADELAIDE struts off, Right.

MARGARET

Really, of all the rude, childish --

CLARENCE

You must be so proud.

MRS. DICKIE

I am...distracted -- Oliver -- my

husband, Mr. Dickie, will fight, he

says, if -- The War.

MARGARET

Now, now...we are not at war.

CLARENCE shoots the paper airplane pamphlet.

CLARENCE

(a shot-down war plane)

Neeeeeeer Pshhhh!

MARGARET

(to Clarence)

Pick. That. Up.

All of them look at the shot down “war plane.”

MRS. DICKIE

It’s hard not to think of it.

HUGH picks it up.

HUGH

What do you have here, Clarence?

MARGARET walks over to MRS. DICKIE and sits her gently down.

CLARENCE

(fire and brimstone)

“One puff of the cigarette does not

destroy the brain or heart;

(MORE)

but it leaves a stain, and every

other puff deepens that stain,

until finally the brain loses its

normality, and the victim is taken

to the hospital for the insane or

laid in the grave.”

MARGARET

Would you like something to eat?

CLARENCE, ashing into a tea cup...

CLARENCE

(indicates cigarette)

Seems ridiculous, doesn’t it? To

rant at a young man about coffin

nails, yet ship him off to die.

MARGARET

(to Clarence)

You’re hungry.

(to Mrs. Dickie)

He’s hungry.

MRS. DICKIE

To die?

MRS. DICKIE starts to play, stops, sits on her hands. All

react. MARGARET goes to the console near the piano and pours

her a glass of water.

MARGARET

(pleasantly, to Clarence)

Clarence, would you like a piece of

cake?

CLARENCE

You don’t mean that.

MARGARET

(playfully)

Berries and cream?

CLARENCE

Mother.

MARGARET

Come here, you.

MARGARET takes CLARENCE’S hand.

MARGARET (CONT’D)

(off to Mary)

Mary, bake this boy a cake!

CLARENCE (CONT'D)

CLARENCE

Really dear, if I cannot smoke, how

will I pass the time?

HUGH looks up from the sheet music.

HUGH ACORN

Join the war effort, Clarence!

MARGARET

We are not at war.

CLARENCE

Were you listening to Mrs. Dickie?

MARGARET

(to Mrs. Dickie)

Yes I was. She said “if.”

MRS. DICKIE

I have a son.

MARGARET

(smiles)

We know dear.

MRS. DICKIE

He and Oliver -- Mr. Dickie -- are

fishing at the reservoir. Today. On

account of the worms -- my boy --

that is to say, he likes them.

MRS. DICKIE, embarrassed, rises, but with nowhere to go.

CLARENCE

(to Margaret)

Have you read a paper lately?

MARGARET

Who needs to, with you around?

Memorizing news stories, hurling

words at the air. Feed your mind

with verse, Clarence, not

propaganda.

HUGH ACORN

Propaganda?!

CLARENCE

Where IS the ash tray?

Discovering a purpose, MRS. DICKIE calls off.

MRS. DICKIE

(calling off)

Adelaide dear, is the ash tray

there?

CLARENCE stretches out on the sofa.

CLARENCE

Well if there were a war effort to

join, and I did God rest my soul,

happen to die serving in it, I

would surely go to heaven. That

would make you happy, now wouldn’t

it?

ADELAIDE bounds in past MRS. DICKIE with an ashtray.

MARGARET

Dying in a war will not save your

soul.

MARGARET leans into him, over the back of the sofa.

CLARENCE

Nor will your empty verses.

MARGARET

(in his ear)

Clever, if you tried a little

religion you might find it useful.

ADELAIDE

I have!

(to Hugh)

Found it...useful.

CLARENCE

(laughs)

Forgive me, all of you. I’ve

thought about religion for a minute

or two, but it just makes no sense.

Sing on!

MARGARET nods knowingly to MRS. DICKIE, who retreats to the

French Doors.

MARGARET

Even you may be lured in by the

Good News...

CLARENCE

(loudly to Hugh)

Lured yes, to my death.

(MORE)

I will not have death on earth -- I

will smoke and drink and dance and

gamble -- I will live!

MARGARET

Mind your manners!

ADELAIDE

(sings)

“Come saints and sinners hear me

tell”

HUGH ACORN

(sings with her)

“The wonders of Emmanuel”

MARGARET

Mr. Acorn!

MRS. DICKIE breathes on the window, traces a picture with her

finger. CLARENCE watches her.

CLARENCE

(smoking rapturously)

Post Script: It’s not the smoke

that lures men to their graves--

it’s the skirts, the shoes, the

stockings, the songs --

ADELAIDE saunters in front of HUGH.

HUGH takes an involuntary step after her.

CLARENCE (CONT’D)

(sings)

“Oh, oh, oh it's a lovely war/

Who wouldn't be a soldier, eh/ Oh

it's a shame to take the pay.”

MRS. DICKIE wipes her picture away and looks at the smeared

window pane.

MRS. DICKIE

Goodbye.

MARGARET

But -- rehearsal --

MRS. DICKIE exits, hat in hand, through the garden.

MARGARET (CONT’D)

Please don’t go!

HUGH picks up the bag of clothes she’s left behind.

CLARENCE (CONT'D)

CLARENCE

(picks up the singing)

“As soon as reveille has gone

we feel just as heavy as

lead,

but we never get up till the

sergeant brings our breakfast

up to bed.”

MARGARET

Clarence -- stop it at once!

HUGH exits with the bag, as CHARLES enters, past him.

CHARLES

(to Hugh)

What the devil?

Annoyed at the glass on the piano, he removes it.

ADELAIDE AND CLARENCE

(singing)

“Oh, oh, oh, it's a lovely war/

What do we want with eggs and ham/

when we've got plum and apple jam?”

CHARLES

Good form!

ADELAIDE and CLARENCE march off, arm-in-arm,

CHARLES (CONT’D)

(with a smile)

What do you say, Margo?!

CHARLES, raised glass, trails behind humming loudly.

ADELAIDE AND CLARENCE

(singing)

“Form fours. Right turn/ How shall

we spend the money we earn/

Oh, oh, oh it's a lovely war.”

MARGARET storms out Right.

SCENE 3: Light Change - From Morning to Evening

The sound of Thunder, and Rain. Radio static.

A flash of Lightning.

On the Scrim we see: March 1st, 1917 One Month Later

SOUND: We hear static and then the NEWS REEL voice.

NEWS REEL

“March 1, 1917, New York Times. The

following telegram dated January

19th from German Foreign Minister

Arthur Zimmermann to the German

Minister to Mexico, von Eckhardt,

was released today to the American

Press: “On the first of February

we intend to begin submarine

warfare un-restricted...We make

Mexico a proposal of alliance on

the following basis: make war

together, make peace together,

generous financial support and an

understanding on our part that

Mexico is to reconquer the lost

territory...You will inform the

President of the above most

secretly as soon as the outbreak of

war with the United States of

America is certain...

SOUND: The NEWS REEL stops...Static.

MARGARET, fleeing the news, hurries in with her journal. She

sits at the desk, opens her journal.

MARGARET

(desperately)

Saturday, March 1, 19. Rain.

Charles due home yesterday,“about

the world” as he says, detained,

again, in New London.

SOUND: The Static fades out.

She listens. Silence. She takes a deep breath, reads.

MARGARET (CONT’D)

(to herself)

Eyes hurt. Head is pounding. Can’t

stand to have Mary lurking about

pretending to clean so have made

her Adelaide’s chaperone. Mary

went on her fifth outing with

Adelaide and Hugh Acorn today.

Adelaide wore a darling suit, with

a fetching hat to match. Perhaps

too fetching. I joined Mr. and Mrs.

Dickie at the Hyperion for a

matinee of “Rio Grande.” Fine

acting but poor play. Came home by

five to rehearse with Hugh, but he

and Adelaide had not returned.

(MORE)

When she finally did come up for

air, sans Mary -- darling daughter

alighted the stairs without a word.

We hear the front door shut, but MARGARET doesn’t seem to.

CLARENCE enters from Stage Left, rain coat, umbrella

dripping, paper in hand. He whistles a Graves family

signature melody -- pulling her out of her trance.

MARGARET (CONT’D)

(smiles)

Clarence! You startled me.

He eagerly goes to his mother, who gives him her full

attention, as if she’s returned from a long absence. The

attention becomes too much.

CLARENCE

Where is my sister?

MARGARET

Darling, won’t I do?

CLARENCE

I am memorizing something to recite

to her.

MARGARET

What is it?

CLARENCE

Father’s Popular Science Monthly.

She shakes her head at the sight of him, sopping wet.

MARGARET

You’re dripping all over --

CLARENCE

Sorry, mother.

He rushes into the foyer.

MARGARET

(calling off)

You ought to write an editorial

instead!

CLARENCE

(off stage)

I have nothing to write about.

MARGARET (CONT’D)

MARGARET

(calling off)

Of course you do -- your life, your

thoughts, your experience --

He returns, handing her the paper.

CLARENCE

My experience. When I have one of

those, I’ll write it down. Until

then -- Popular Science Monthly,

Capt. A.P. Corcoran. To the public

at large. “There is little that is

romantic in the performance of the

wireless man in warfare.”

MARGARET

The wireless man in warfare?

CLARENCE

Watch the words for me, Mother!

He charges with a mimed “bayonet.”

CLARENCE (CONT’D)

(back to the southern

accent)

“He does not charge with bayonet--”

MARGARET

Bayonet?!

CLARENCE

“...bayonet fixed to rush an

enemy trench. He does not

kill or conquer.”

He picks up her journal.

MARGARET

Put that down.

CLARENCE

“And the popular imagination finds

it hard to see a hero in a man

whose duty is the mere recording of

others' exploits.”

MARGARET

Give me my journal!

He drops it on the coffee table.

CLARENCE

The mere recording of others

exploits...is that what you do

there? I oughta give you something

to write about.

CLARENCE charges at her.

CLARENCE (CONT’D)

He does not charge with bayonet

fixed to rush an enemy trench.

He takes his mother’s hand.

CLARENCE (CONT’D)

(softly)

He does not kill or conquer.

MARGARET

What is wrong with you?

CLARENCE

You and the wireless man have much

in common mother -- merely

recording, advising -- you take no

action! When my chance comes, I

will fly, aim, shoot, FIGHT!

MARGARET

Fool.

His eyes follow her to the desk, where she deposits her

journal.

CLARENCE

Yes, retreat to your journal!

MARGARET

Anything to get away from you --

hounding me just like your father.

CLARENCE

Just like my -- We will SEE about

that...

(shouting in a sing-song

voice)

Oh, Addie, come out and play!

MARGARET

I didn’t mean that.

CLARENCE

What about you, Mother?

You are hounding me! Addie!

MARGARET

Clarence, please --

ADELAIDE runs in.

ADELAIDE

What is it?

CLARENCE

HURRAH! The Laconia has been sunk!

Sunk by the Germans --

MARGARET

Take your play acting outside!

CLARENCE, now a British newspaper reporter...

CLARENCE

(British accent)

“Floyd Gibbons, special to...”

(to Adelaide)

What was it again?

ADELAIDE

How would I know?

CLARENCE

Never mind. “To -- Various --

Metropolitan Dailies.

It is now a little over thirty

hours since I stood on the slanting

decks of the big liner.”

ADELAIDE

We’ve done this already.

CLARENCE

Not like this!

ADELAIDE (CONT’D)

A number of times!

CLARENCE

Not like this!

ADELAIDE

Wait -- like what?

He sits her down next to him on the sofa.

MARGARET crosses away to the garden window.

CLARENCE

(assuming his character)

“-- heard the hiss of escaping

steam and the roar of ascending

rockets -Our lifeboat, No. . was

smashed in lowering. I was in the

bow, Mrs. Hoy and her daughter were

sitting toward the stern.”

CLARENCE and ADELAIDE mime being on the rocking “lifeboat”

MARGARET traces the smear Mrs. Dickie left on the window.

CLARENCE (CONT’D)

(reporter-like)

“There was a big hole in the side

and it came too fast.”

MARGARET

(calling off)

Mary, these windows need attention!

CLARENCE

“Every swell rode clear over us and

we had to hold our breath until we

came to the surface again. The

women got weaker and weaker, then a

wave came and washed both of them

out of the boat.”

MARGARET leans on the door, watches her children.

CLARENCE (CONT’D)

“There were life belts on their

bodies and they floated away, but I

believe that before they were

washed overboard, both mother and

child were dead.”

ADELAIDE rolls off the sofa, in a graceful, dramatic death.

ADELAIDE

Weaker and weaker -- just like

that.

CLARENCE

Not you, Addie.

ADELAIDE

But I’m Mrs. Hoy’s Daughter.

CLARENCE

You’ve been re-cast.

ADELAIDE

Recast?

CLARENCE

You’re a survivor. You are now the

beautiful French-Polish actress on

board --

ADELAIDE

The actress!

CLARENCE

-- survived the sinking, left her

manager to drown!

ADELAIDE

Then Father is my manager!

CLARENCE

Not anymore: he is the old German-

Jew travelling man -- always

(a vicious imitation)

“about the world” --

CLARENCE regards his mother. She averts her eyes.

CLARENCE (CONT’D)

He is an enemy to all in the ship’s

smoke room.

ADELAIDE

Enemy -- but why?

CLARENCE

(imitating his father)

Why because he was always speaking

too assuredly of that which he was

entirely uncertain. And

then...BANG!

The women jump. CLARENCE hobbles over to ADELAIDE.

CLARENCE (CONT’D)

(with a German accent)

“My Boy, I can’t see nutting! My

glasses slipped and I am falling.

Hold me, please.”

ADELAIDE

(laughs)

And Mother?! Is she still Mrs.

Hoy!?

CLARENCE

Hell no.

MARGARET

Watch your tongue.

CLARENCE

Papa’s sweetheart chick, Mother is

now the siren --

ADELAIDE

What siren?!

CLARENCE and MARGARET lock eyes.

CLARENCE

Taunting the doomed vessel to it’s

watery death, with her siren’s

song.

MARGARET

That isn’t funny.

CLARENCE

I wasn’t laughing.

As ADELAIDE exits...

ADELAIDE

(off stage)

Why does Mother get to be the

siren? It’s not fair!

CLARENCE and MARGARET remain.

SFX: We hear the front door slam.

CHARLES

(off stage)

Margaret! Margo, I am home.

CHARLES blows in, dripping wet, in a raincoat, with a

suitcase and a small white pastry box.

CLARENCE

Father.

CHARLES

Son.

He hands her the baker’s box.

MARGARET

You were due home yesterday.

CHARLES

Hello, Margo.

CLARENCE

“About the world,” again?

CHARLES

Yes...Arkansas.

CHARLES escapes Left.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

(off-stage)

The train was abominable the whole

way!

MARGARET opens the box and peers inside. CLARENCE watches.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

(off stage)

Management forced Gunderman on me --

from Arkansas to New London -- had

to share a sleeper with him the

whole way!

CHARLES returns sans over coat.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

The fool spoke incessantly about

his damnable invention which will

as he says, “put him on the map.”

Everyone was discussing the sinking

of the Laconia, yet there he was

jabbering away, morning and night

about himself and his mundane ideas

that hold no interest to anyone but

him.

CLARENCE

What was his invention?

CHARLES watches Margaret’s finger dip into the frosting on

the cake.

CHARLES

Some sort of meat thermometer with

a mind of its own.

CLARENCE

Details?

She eats the frosting off her finger.

CHARLES

None. He’s been sworn to secrecy

by his partner, Mrs. Gunderman. The

whole thing is ludicrous. He talked

about it incessantly, harping on

the fact that he couldn’t talk

about it.

CHARLES crosses to the desk and chooses a cigar.

MARGARET

A man in conference with himself.

MARGARET, sets down the cake and goes to CHARLES...

CHARLES

God damn fool -- repeating the same

lack of information over and over.

Utter lack of efficiency.

She wraps her arms around him, smells his neck.

MARGARET

Orchids?

CHARLES pushes her away.

CHARLES

I need a drink.

He exits Right, within.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

(off stage)

Mary!

MARGARET

My head is splitting in two.

She picks up the cake.

CHARLES

(off stage)

Where is Mary?

MARGARET smashes the cake on a sofa pillow.

MARGARET

We were wondering that ourselves,

weren’t we Clarence?

CLARENCE is speechless. CHARLES re-enters.

CHARLES

I do not have time for your word

games, Margaret. Do you know where

your domestic is or don’t you?

MARGARET turns the pillow over.

MARGARET

She comes and goes.

CHARLES

What about the cleaning and the

laundry?

MARGARET

I’ve made her Adelaide’s chaperone.

CHARLES

That is unacceptable.

MARGARET

Adelaide’s being out or me making

Mary her chaperone?

CHARLES

Have you been keeping a record of

things around here?

MARGARET

In my journal.

CHARLES

Hand it over.

He puts his hand out for it.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

I told you I may have to check it

now and then.

MARGARET

I haven’t finished.

CHARLES

Finished what? It is ongoing -

- a daily record --

MARGARET

-- I haven’t finished the

day. I would prefer to

finish -- the day.

MARGARET shields the desk with her body.

CHARLES

Fine. That’s fine, Margaret. I

told you a journal would keep your

head in order, you see? Helps you

to go about your day with a sense

of order and purpose -- increases

your productivity. Good girl.

MARGARET smiles.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

Son, make me a drink.

CLARENCE looks for his mother’s approval.

MARGARET

Go on, dear.

CLARENCE exits Right.

CHARLES

(sternly, to Margaret)

Now then, let me see it.

MARGARET

I told you I am not finished.

CHARLES

I will not look at today’s entry.

MARGARET lifts it out of the drawer.

MARGARET

The journal...is mine.

CHARLES

It is mine as well -- that is, my

right to know.

MARGARET

Your right?

CHARLES

Give it here, damn it.

MARGARET stares at him, quietly defiant.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

I demand that you give it here!

She rips out a page.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

Why did you do that?!

MARGARET

I made a mistake.

CHARLES

Then cross it out!

MARGARET (CONT’D)

I don’t like how that looks.

CHARLES

But now there’s a page missing!

MARGARET

Because I made a mistake....My

calculations -- of the household

expenses! They were incorrect.

CHARLES

Give me that page, Margaret.

She crumples it up in a ball.

CHARLES advances. MARGARET retreats.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

CLARENCE! Clarence get in here!

CLARENCE, a cigarette tucked behind his ear, enters with

Charles’ drink. He stops, shocked, at his mother and father.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

Give me that paper -- that balled

up page of your mother’s records.

Take it from your mother and give

it to me.

Trembling, CLARENCE hands his father the tinkling glass.

CLARENCE

Mother? May I have that please?

She shakes her head “no”

CHARLES

What the hell is wrong with her?

CLARENCE

(angrily)

You shouldn’t have pressed her to

see the journal.

CHARLES

What the hell difference does it

make -- it’s only a record of days -

- HER days. What the hell could be

in there?

CLARENCE

Then why did you press her?

(to Margaret, gently)

Mother, you’ve agitated father. You

are acting very strangely. Could

you just give me the page, please?

MARGARET

(to Clarence)

I can see myself in you.

CHARLES

What is it now?

MARGARET

(ignoring Charles, to

Clarence)

Your eyes.

A boy, CLARENCE’S arms drop to his sides.

CHARLES

I demand to know what is happening

here!

She un-crumples the balled-up page.

MARGARET

Even when you were a baby, I could

see myself in your eyes -- who I

was, who I wanted to be.

CLARENCE looks away.

CHARLES

Give me that page.

As CHARLES advances, she tears up the record of her thoughts.

MARGARET

(to Clarence)

Your smile -- beguiling -- wise and

yet so young.

CHARLES snatches the pieces out of her hands.

CHARLES

(reads)

This is no record at all!

MARGARET

(to Clarence)

And your voice -- loud, deliberate,

just weeks old and with so much to

say. No one’s words but your own.

CHARLES

(reads)

Oh I see.

Triggered, CLARENCE pulls out the cigarette.

CLARENCE

(to his mother)

The judgement! No one’s words but

my own as a babe, and now only the

words of others.

He lights it.

SOUND: A French song can be heard softly from another room in

the house.

CHARLES

(to Margaret)

I see -- it’s your thoughts...

MARGARET

Your words are not your own -- they

are someone else’s.

CHARLES

(a declaration)

Useless musings about Clarence!

CLARENCE

Yes, yes I know -- And I do not

smile at you as I did then.

CHARLES sees CLARENCE smoking.

CHARLES

(to Clarence)

PUT THAT DAMN THING OUT!

CLARENCE does.

MARGARET

(to herself)

Your smile is not the same. You do

not care for me, not like before.

CLARENCE

Hence, you smear cake on the sofa.

CHARLES

She does what?!!

CHARLES inspects the sofa.

MARGARET

You told.

CLARENCE

(pursuing her)

Seeking my sympathy?

MARGARET

Seeking nothing. Never mind.

CHARLES holds up the pillow.

CHARLES

The sofa is ruined!

CLARENCE

But I do. Everything you do or want

to do. I see it, and I do mind.

CLARENCE exits Left.

CHARLES

Margaret -- you will clean this up!

I am away all week long, working,

only to return to this increasingly

nonsensical behavior. I cannot

stand one more minute of it,

understand? Mary!

CHARLES exits with the pillow.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

(off)

Adelaide!

SOUND: The volume of the French song becomes louder.

MARGARET gathers up the torn papers and exits.

SCENE 4 - Light Change -- From Evening to Day.

SOUND: The French song gives way to a scratchy static and the

NEWS REEL...

On the Scrim we see: April 6, 1917 Three Weeks Later

NEWS REEL

(off stage)

“U.S. Ambassador to Austria-

Hungary, Frederic C. Penfield, on

the German Retreat to the

Hindenburg Line. Scores of French

towns and villages, isolated

chateaux and factories were razed

to the ground.”

MARGARET, disheveled, enters, as if pursued...

SOUND: The Broadcast THIS TIME, is relentless, filling the

room.

All overlapping:

NEWS REEL (CONT’D)

“The destruction everywhere was

complete, outrageous, fiendish.

MARGARET

(into her journal)

April 6th, 19. Crisp. Dinner

today: pot roast and carrot cake.

MARGARET rubs her temples.

NEWS REEL

“During the day we saw no living

thing native to the land - no cow,

sheep or horse; no dog, cat or

fowl. To restore the orchards and

other useful trees will call for a

half century. What the Germans did

...in Northern France was the

systematic murdering of Nature,

nothing less.”

MARGARET lays on the sofa, as if ducking from the hail of

bullets in the NEWS VOICE.

SOUND: We hear CLARENCE’S VOICE join and then overtake the

NEWS REEL voice.

CLARENCE

(off stage)

“Our automobile broke a tire

near a village that had been

the appanage of a once

splendid chateau.”

NEWS REEL

(faintly)

“Our automobile broke a tire

near a village that had been

the appanage of a once

splendid chateau”

CLARENCE enters, Spring coat and hat, along with ADELAIDE,

likewise, from the garden. He reads from a magazine. ADELAIDE

sucks on hard candies from a white bag.

CLARENCE

(reads)

“When the chauffeur was making the

repairs six or eight children

gathered about the machine to

witness the work.”

(to Adelaide)

I think I’ve got it now.

CLARENCE hands the magazine to ADELAIDE.

CLARENCE (CONT’D)

(memorized)

“Two lads were better dressed than

the others and wore...” Damn. What

was it?

ADELAIDE

(reads)

“Neat suits of cotton cor --

CLARENCE

(memorized)

“Neat suits of cotton corduroy. I

engaged the elder of these brothers

in conversation by asking where the

garments came from and he promptly

replied...”

He snatches ADELAIDE’S candy bag away.

ADELAIDE

Hey!

“The school boy” sucks on a candy.

CLARENCE

(French accent)

"From the American Relief Clearing

House Committee, which has fed and

clothed us since the Boches were

driven away.”

(pause)

That’s your cue.

ADELAIDE

Oh, sorry.

(low voice, “U.S.

Ambassador”)

"Have you any relatives?"

He points toward MARGARET.

CLARENCE

(French accent)

"Yes my poor mother lies sick in

that cottage there,"

ADELAIDE

(low voice, “U.S.

Ambassador”)

"Have you sisters?"

CLARENCE

(French accent)

"Two, aged 19 and . Both were

outraged by the Germans and carried

off by the retreating army.”

At this rape account, ADELAIDE recoils and MARGARET curls up,

fetal position.

CLARENCE (CONT'D)

(French accent)

“Our poor father, who tried to

protect our sisters, was shot dead

by the Boches, who said he was

disobedient, and his body lies

buried there by the roadside."

ADELAIDE

(to herself)

And his body lies buried there by

the roadside...

ADELAIDE sits on the sofa next to her MOTHER.

ADELAIDE (CONT’D)

Mother, feeling ill again?

ADELAIDE picks up the journal.

ADELAIDE (CONT’D)

Speaking into your journal?

CLARENCE

(admonishing)

Put it down.

ADELAIDE

Does it say anything in

here...about me?

MARGARET

No.

ADELAIDE

That’s too bad. Can I look at it?

MARGARET

There’s nothing there.

CLARENCE plays Joplin’s “Maple Leaf Rag.” MARGARET sits up.

MARGARET (CONT’D)

(to Clarence)

I like when you play that song.

CLARENCE

(smiles)

I know.

ADELAIDE opens the journal.

ADELAIDE

Then you won’t mind if I have

a look.

MARGARET (CONT’D)

Addie!

CLARENCE stops playing.

CLARENCE (CONT’D)

Leave her alone!

ADELAIDE

Why should I?

CLARENCE

Because I told you to.

ADELAIDE

She can speak for herself...

CLARENCE

She has!

ADELAIDE closes the journal.

MARGARET

Keep playing.

CLARENCE plays. ADELAIDE rests her head on Margaret.

ADELAIDE

Mother, may I? -- read just one

day? You can choose! Or else, I’ll

open to a page with my eyes closed,

and scan over it with my finger and

you can read me the line I point to

-- the way we do with bible verses.

MARGARET opens the book. ADELAIDE closes her eyes and points

to a line with her finger.

ADELAIDE opens her eyes and looks down.

MARGARET

You read it.

ADELAIDE

(reads, imitating

Margaret)

“Warm evening. An ideal day. Mrs.

Dickie was ill.“

CLARENCE, imitating MRS. DICKIE, stops playing, sits on his

hands.

ADELAIDE (CONT’D)

You say things about Mrs. Dickie

and not me?!

CLARENCE

(with a laugh)

Monkey!

ADELAIDE

(louder)

Quiet!

(reads)

“So we did not have rehearsal.

Stayed in all the morning and went

out in the afternoon. Dreading

this evening for they are all alike

-- bed.”

ADELAIDE’S eyes widen.

CHARLES

(off-stage)

Margaret! Oh, Margo!

CHARLES enters with a newspaper under his arm.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

Well here we have it: This is it:

Wilson has declared war.

MARGARET

War?

MARGARET locks eyes with CLARENCE.

A SILENCE of a few moments, then...

CHARLES

You must not fear, wife, as the

President said, this is “A War

Against All Nations.“

ADELAIDE

(to herself)

A war against all nations.

ADELAIDE puts her hand on her MOTHER’s.

CHARLES

Nothing else can be done.

CLARENCE stands.

ADELAIDE

(very serious)

I will become a Catholic.

MARGARET

Nonsense.

CHARLES

Wilson’s speech, boy!

CLARENCE eagerly takes the newspaper from his father.

CHARLES

(to Clarence)

That’s right -- speak us the

speech!

ADELAIDE

The Protestant religion is

deficient.

CLARENCE reads to himself.

MARGARET

Deficient, how?

ADELAIDE

It’s a bore. Not to mention the

fact that it doesn’t work.

MARGARET

Work for whom?

CHARLES

(to Margaret and Adelaide)

Pay attention! Go on, son.

CLARENCE

(reads in his own voice)

“There is one choice we can not

make, we are incapable of making.”

CHARLES

Louder!

ADELAIDE twirls past her mother.

ADELAIDE

(sings)

“Ta ra ra boom dee eh”

MARGARET grabs her arm.

ADELAIDE

Ouch!

MARGARET

Adelaide? Work for whom?

CHARLES claps his hands.

The women stop and look. CHARLES nods at Clarence.

CLARENCE

(reads in his own voice)

“We will not choose the path of

submission and suffer the most

sacred rights of our nation and our

people to be ignored or violated.”

CHARLES

Wake up, America!

CLARENCE

(reads)

“The wrongs against which we now

array ourselves cut to the very

roots of human life.”

MARGARET rushes to CLARENCE.

MARGARET

The multiplied pricks inflicted by

the Chinese doctor drive the breath

of life in the baby right out.

CHARLES

What in the--?

CLARENCE drops the paper, takes her hands in his.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

Don’t distract him!

CHARLES waves the newspaper.

CLARENCE

No more recording and advising,

Mother. Now is the time to act.

CHARLES

To act -- to fight!

MARGARET

(desperately, to Clarence)

Clarence, you must find your own --

words. You will not find the

meaning you seek --

ADELAIDE

(sings)

“Seek ye first the kingdom of God/”

ADELAIDE, clasping the candy bag like a bride’s bouquet,

processes down an imaginary church aisle.

ADELAIDE (CONT’D)

(sings)

“And his righteousness./And

all these things shall be

added onto you/Alleluia”

CLARENCE

(overlapping)

-- Only because I do not seek

what you want me to find.

You want a life for me that’s

lived in death -- death to

desire, death to fulfillment -

- your life.

MARGARET

I am happy.

ADELAIDE

Lie.

CHARLES

Adelaide!

ADELAIDE

(to Charles)

She says her prayers at night and

sings in the choir at the Good

Shepherd, but she is not happy.

CLARENCE

I quite agree. If you were, you

would not allow me, for one, to see

you so unhappy.

(pointedly)

-- Unless you’re seeking a

confessor.

MARGARET

God is my confessor.

ADELAIDE

(cuts him off)

A confessor! That’s it --

we’ll both become Catholic!

They have saints and martyrs

and the Virgin Mary!

CHARLES

There is a WAR on!

MARGARET grabs the white candy bag away.

ADELAIDE (CONT’D)

And they have priests to whom

they confess their unhappiness...

the unhappiness

that comes from sin. Mother.

MARGARET

You will not become a

Catholic, not under my watch.

CLARENCE

Listen to you both! Chained to

religion. How much more present I

am to this life -- to speak what I

will, to live as I want --

MARGARET

(to Clarence)

And how much more you sin.

Speaking to me this way, accusing

me! You don’t do anything of

import. To think you could go off

and fight. Fight in a war? You are

weak! It’s -- outrageous, foolish

boy!

MARGARET exits Right, within.

CHARLES

Margaret!

CLARENCE

(stony)

I can fight.

SOUND: We hear from the other room, “Pack up Your Troubles in

Your Old Kit Bag,” It becomes louder and louder as they all

exit: CLARENCE out the French doors, ADELAIDE after him.

Finally, CHARLES exits Right.

SOUND: The song continues into the next scene.

SCENE 5 - Light Change -- Dusk --

On the Scrim we see: July 17th, 1917 Three Months Later

SOUND: The song slowly fades out with the rise of PRESIDENT

WILSON’S voice...

PRESIDENT WILSON

“We are now about to accept

gauge of battle, to...spend the

whole force of the nation...to

fight thus for the ultimate peace

of the world and for the liberation

of its peoples, the German peoples

included: for the rights of nations

great and small and the privilege

of men everywhere to choose their

way of life and of obedience. The

world must be made safe for

democracy.

SOUND: The President’s Voice abruptly stops.

CHARLES, clad in summer hat and suit, enters with Clarence’s

bag and papers. He compulsively checks and rechecks

Clarence’s things -- as if somehow, if he can arrange it all

correctly, his son will come back.

MARGARET, in black, enters, observes his behavior. CHARLES

turns to face her, a recovery:

CHARLES

What the devil are you wearing?

They lock eyes. Then, CLARENCE, in his best suit, enters.

ADELAIDE

(off stage)

Too bad for you. I read all about

it in the paper and I can join up

too --

ADELAIDE, in a sundress, chases after him.

ADELAIDE (CONT’D)

A red cross nurse I’ll become and

won’t you be sorry.

CLARENCE

Everything’s in order, Father,

let’s go.

CHARLES

Adelaide, get your hat!

ADELAIDE

If you think I am going to stick

around here, lazing about like old

men and mothers, you do not know me

one bit.

ADELAIDE rushes out.

MARGARET

I have something for you.

CLARENCE

Mother?

MARGARET remains still, as does CLARENCE. CHARLES checks his

pocket watch.

ADELAIDE

(off-stage)

Do you realize, Clarence, what I

have been trying to explain to you?

I am telling you something very

important --

ADELAIDE re-enters, hat in hand.

ADELAIDE (CONT’D)

That is, what I will be doing in

only the next few days, and you

just go about your life, not even

saying a -- a word about it?!

CLARENCE

What is there to say? You’re not

making any sense.

ADELAIDE

I’m not? -- well either are you!

She holds onto him, bursts into tears.

CLARENCE

Get her off me!

CHARLES

Get a hold of yourself, girl!

CHARLES peels her away and pushes her into a chair.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

One more outburst like that and

you’ll remain home for the

duration!

MARGARET takes a newspaper clipping out of her pocket.

MARGARET

For you.

She stands motionless, clipping in hand. CLARENCE goes to

her.

She holds it out, but still far enough away that he must come

closer.

CHARLES

Oh, for God’s sake.

CLARENCE steps closer, takes it, and reads.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

Read it on the way!

CLARENCE

The great white heron?

MARGARET

They’ve been all but killed off so

that their white plumes could be

used to decorate hats.

CHARLES

What in the hell are you talking

about?

ADELAIDE

(plainly)

Dead birds. Dead white feathers

used to decorate old men and

mothers’ hats.

CLARENCE

(laughs)

Monkey.

MARGARET

Take note of the heron’s bill,

Clarence. Since you are a soldier,

now. The heron’s bill is long and

sharp, just like your bayonet.

CLARENCE

Mother...

She kisses his cheek, hugs him.

MARGARET

(in his ear)

Spears its prey by waiting

motionless until it’s victim is

within easy striking distance.

CHARLES

Ha Ha, son. There we are, Margaret.

Very well. A hunting tip from

mother...nature.

MARGARET holds his hand to her heart.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

(to Margaret.)

Stop that. There will be time for

that at the station.

CLARENCE

She’s not coming.

CHARLES

Nonsense.

CLARENCE pulls away.

CLARENCE

Goodbye, mother.

With ADELAIDE in tow, they exit.

CHARLES

Come along now, Margaret.

CHARLES leaves, expecting her to follow.

MARGARET remains, struggling not to break down.

MARGARET

(to herself)

White dead feathers...

CHARLES returns, holds his hand out to her.

She cups her hands over her mouth.

CHARLES

Darling.

She shakes her head “no.”

CHARLES (CONT’D)

You must come...What will I say?

CLARENCE

(off)

Father, leave her! Let’s just go!

CHARLES’ eyes pleading, helpless.

CHARLES

Our son...

He collects himself, exits.

MARGARET listens to the front door slam.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

(off stage)

Now then, Private. Hand me your

bag.

MARGARET

(like a prayer)

July 17th, 19. Bright, cold. We

saw Mary Pickford --

She listens to their footsteps retreating.

MARGARET (CONT’D)

(breaking down)

We saw Mary Pickford in “The Poor

Little Rich Girl.”

ADELAIDE

(off stage)

Where’s Mother?

MARGARET

To the Taft after.

CHARLES

(off stage)

Put on your HAT!

ADELAIDE

(off stage)

You better watch for me Clarence --

CHARLES

(off stage)

Never mind that.

She can barely hold herself up.

MARGARET

Home about eleven and about frozen.

Car doors slam. Ignition. They are off.

MARGARET (CONT’D)

I’m getting to be afraid of the

dark.

Black out

SOUND: We hear the Song, “Over There,” which continues into

the next scene.

SONG

“Johnnie get your gun, get your

gun, get your gun/Johnnie show the

hun you’re a son of a gun/Hoist the

flag and let her fly/Yankee Doodle

do or die...”

Lights up

SCENE 6 - Day

Sunlight streams into the room

On the SCRIM we see: June 26, 1918 Eleven months later

SOUND: The song fades out...we hear sounds of nature, birds

chirping.

Adelaide enters, dressed in one of Clarence’s shirts and

holding an unlit cigarette in one hand, a newspaper in the

other.

ADELAIDE

(out, memorized)

“British Press Dispatch on Battle

of Belleau Wood. An American

machine-gun unit was hurried

thither in motor lorries”

(forgets the next line)

...Damn. What was it?

She consults the paper, reads aloud.

ADELAIDE (CONT’D)

(reads)

“-When news was received that the

Germans had broken into the

northern part of Chateau-Thierry.”

(out, memorized)

“The American machine gunners and

French colonials were thrown into

Chateau-Thierry together. The

Americans immediately took over”

(forgetting again)

...damn it!

(reads)

“Fighting with their habitual

courage and using their guns with

an accuracy which won the highest

encomiums from the French --

(out, memorized)

Highest encomiums from the

French,...the Americans brought the

enemy to a standstill!

Pretends to smoke the cigarette...

ADELAIDE (CONT’D)

“In this battle in the streets, and

again at night, the young American

soldiers showed a courage and

determination which aroused the

admiration of their French colonial

comrades.”

She tosses the paper in the air, tucks the cigarette behind

her ear and wields a “machine gun”.

ADELAIDE (CONT’D)

“With their machine guns they

covered the withdrawal of troops

across the bridge before its

destruction, and although under

severe fire themselves, kept all

the approaches to the bank under a

rain of bullets which nullified all

the subsequent efforts of the enemy

to cross the river. Every attempt

of the Germans to elude the

vigilance of the Americans resulted

in disaster...the northern part of

Chateau-Thierry...now belongs to No

Man's Land...”

Adelaide stops, looks around the room, the world, devoid of

Clarence, devoid of life. She repeats...

ADELAIDE (CONT’D)

No Man’s Land.

She makes a monkey face.

ADELAIDE (CONT’D)

Monkey.

CHARLES

(off stage)

Yes, well always good to have you

Doctor, I will be sure to call on

you if and when -

She exits into the garden.

DR. MARSHALL

(off stage)

Please, do Mr. Graves. In the mean

while, encourage her to, as we said

--

CHARLES

(off)

Yes, yes of course.

DR. MARSHALL

(off)

And God Bless your son and his

service.

CHARLES

(off)

Yes, yes, good bye.

The door shuts. Locks.

MARGARET

Charles! Charles!

MARGARET, in a robe, enters.

CHARLES

(off)

What? What is it?

CHARLES strides in.

MARGARET

You got rid of him.

CHARLES

Your appointment was over.

MARGARET

I do not need a doctor.

CHARLES

Of course you do.

He stretches out his arms. Nothing.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

Then I shall come to you.

He embraces her.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

There now, relax. Your doctor says

you would progress more rapidly in

your treatment if you would speak

to him. Dr. Marshall says if you

won’t speak to him then you ought

to write to Clarence -- correspond.

MARGARET

Kiss me.

CHARLES

Margaret. Did you hear what I said?

MARGARET

I am your wife.

CHARLES

Your doctor feels you must live in

reality. Acknowledge our son’s

departure. Write to him. Discuss

him with me, with our daughter.

MARGARET kisses him on the neck.

MARGARET

Don’t go to work.

CHARLES

I am not -- this week. When I do --

MARGARET

Don’t...

CHARLES

Mary will help you.

MARGARET

I hate Mary.

CHARLES

Margaret --

MARGARET

I hate her...with the pots and the

laundry. I see what you are doing.

You force her to watch me instead

of Adelaide. When I ask her to

leave, she won’t go. I must think

up things for her to do. It’s

exhausting. When she runs out of

chores, I have to hide from her.

She is always lurking about,

watching me. I am never alone.

CHARLES

You want to be alone.

MARGARET

I want to be with you.

CHARLES

Yes, well, if you remain

uncooperative in your treatment,

then the only thing for you remains

isolation -- idleness and

isolation.

She kisses his hand.

MARGARET

Idleness ---

She pulls him closer, kisses his wrist.

CHARLES

Isolation. That is the proven

remedy for nervous women, Margaret.

CHARLES stands, runs his hand through his hair.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

I will be upstairs.

He exits Right. MARGARET sits up, straightens her skirt, her

hair.

ADELAIDE steps in from the garden, clasping the pink sash

around her head.

ADELAIDE

“Soul of Christ, sanctify me; Body

of Christ, save me; Water from the

side of Christ, wash me” Blood

flows through my body. The blood of

life --

ADELAIDE kneels. MARGARET, clears her throat, stands.

ADELAIDE (CONT’D)

(confidentially)

Mother, in the Protestant religion

the blood of the sacrifice is a

symbol -- a memory, a blood stain

of the mind. This is wrong, dear.

To make the blood a symbol is to

water it down. To cleanse the stain

is to defile the sacrifice.

MARGARET

Go to bed.

MARGARET takes the sash and exits Left.

ADELAIDE

(seductively, to herself)

The sacrifice must not be diluted --

the blood must be shed anew each

time to cleanse the sins it has

forgiven.

ADELAIDE signs the cross.

ADELAIDE (CONT’D)

Hugh Acorn comes at .

ADELAIDE glides to the gramophone to play a fox trot: “I’m

Always Chasing Rainbows.”

Scene 7 - Early Evening

Lights dim

On the SCRIM we see: August 16th, 1918, Two months later

SOUND: The fox trot from the previous scene continues...

ADELAIDE, a feather in her hair, dances about the room. HUGH

watches. She laughs, falls into his arms.

HUGH

Darling.

He takes in the sight of her.

HUGH (CONT’D)

Are we alone?

She nods “yes” and smiles. They dance.

ADELAIDE

(loudly, memorized)

American Volunteer with Canadian

Forces, special to the New York

Times.

HUGH

Not that again.

He kisses her neck.

ADELAIDE

“It was getting dark now...Amid the

awful carnage --”

HUGH

You said your father is away?

ADELAIDE

“Two men only remained, a French

and a German.”

HUGH

Darling, stop that.

Their dancing becomes more sensual, yet combative as her

recounting of the fight goes on.

ADELAIDE

“They were engaged in a bayonet

duel, one trying to kill the other.

(MORE)

They were both dancing around in

circles like DEMONS, thrusting and

stabbing right and left. One had to

go, and they fought. It was

practically dark by this time.

Their features were drawn and

haggard, their eyes flashed and

bulged out of their orbits, the

expression on their faces were

ghastly - that of utmost despair.

And still they danced, each

fighting for his existence. When

all of a sudden this uncanny

performance came to an abrupt stop.

There was a sharp click - a thrust

and a muffled sound. Both their

bayonets went home, both men stood

transfixed, both fell dead to the

ground.”

ADELAIDE abruptly pulls away and turns the song off.

HUGH pulls her into him. He lifts her skirt, She knocks his

hand away. He kisses her; she bites his lip.

HUGH ACORN

You bit me! What the --?

She tosses her handkerchief to him.

HUGH ACORN (CONT’D)

What the hell for? Is there

something wrong with you?

ADELAIDE

You ask too many questions.

HUGH ACORN

Well, what -- ? Oh for Christ’s

sake. You’re ill.

ADELAIDE

I’m well.

HUGH ACORN

You’re angry.

ADELAIDE

I’m not.

HUGH ACORN

Then why are you treating me like

this?

ADELAIDE (CONT'D)

ADELAIDE

You’re more appealing at night.

HUGH ACORN

So is everyone.

ADELAIDE

All men.

HUGH ACORN

Women, too.

ADELAIDE

I am tired of it.

HUGH ACORN

You don’t just wake up one day and

decide you’re tired of “it.”

ADELAIDE

Then I am tired of you.

HUGH ACORN

You don’t decide in one moment that

you are tired of a person.

ADELAIDE

I do. I have.

HUGH ACORN

I -- I don’t understand.

ADELAIDE

I’ve never bled for any one before.

You’re my first, Perhaps you’ll be

my last. I might become a nun and

marry Jesus Christ.

HUGH ACORN

Addie, come here.

She resists.

HUGH ACORN (CONT’D)

Darling, I love you.

He takes her in his arms. She goes limp.

HUGH ACORN (CONT’D)

I love you.

She hangs there limply.

HUGH ACORN (CONT’D)

Kiss me. Please. What is the

matter?

ADELAIDE

Would you like me to strike you?

He lets her go.

HUGH ACORN

I don’t know what’s happened! I’m

in love with you, do you

understand? I said I love you. My

head -- my whole body hurts with

it.

ADELAIDE

That’s your diabetes.

HUGH ACORN

Diabe -- ? That has nothing to do

with this! Unless -- unless you

are put off by my disease, repulsed

by...it’s not my fault I can’t

fight. They will not let me in.

If I could I would be there, right

along side your brother.

ADELAIDE

Don’t speak of him here.

HUGH ACORN

You mean...between us?

ADELAIDE

No, there is nothing between us.

There is nothing at all if he does

not come home!

HUGH

But that isn’t at all fair --

because, there is nothing left of

me. There’s nothing left for any

other woman -- you have sucked the

life right out -- out of every pore

of my skin -- you have lured the

life right out. I am the one who’s

tired! I thought you wanted -- you

behaved as though -- Oh, HELL.

Margaret, enters, unseen.

ADELAIDE

I’m sorry, Hugh. I am. You are a

man and wonderful, but what of it?

One man is any man and all men can

be contained in any one I choose. I

must choose with all my heart and

freely. I no longer choose you.

He hands her the handkerchief.

HUGH ACORN

This is your handkerchief, stained

now with my blood. Take it and keep

it. I will not bleed any further,

do you understand? I will not

bleed.

ADELAIDE

I will.

MARGARET

We have rehearsal.

ADELAIDE whirls around, HUGH jumps to his feet.

HUGH

I -- yes, Mrs. Graves. I am a bit

early.

MARGARET looks from HUGH to ADELAIDE, then down at the

handkerchief in ADELAIDE’S hand. She tucks it in her sleeve.

MARGARET

My tooth.

ADELAIDE

I will get your ice pack!

ADELAIDE rushes out.

MARGARET

I have a nervous disorder.

HUGH looks after ADELAIDE.

HUGH

Quite. Yes, with the war.

MARGARET

It’s hard not to think of it.

HUGH

Mrs. Graves?

A long moment between them, then...

MARGARET

That handkerchief was given to my

daughter by her god mother, on her

thirteenth year. You have -- wiped

your mouth with it.

HUGH

I -- I gave it back.

MARGARET

You cannot give it back. That is to

say, once you have taken it,

bloodied it, it is soiled, stained.

It cannot be made clean.

ADELAIDE inches in with the ice pack.

MARGARET (CONT’D)

You are not permitted to call on my

daughter, Mr. Acorn, without myself

or Mr. Graves present.

HUGH

I -- yes.

MARGARET

(pointedly)

I will not permit it.

We hear a knocking at the door.

MARGARET (CONT’D)

That is Mrs. Dickie.

HUGH

Shall I let her in?

MARGARET

Yes, you are familiar.

He looks at her, exits Stage Left.

HUGH

(off)

Hello, Mrs. Dickie!

MRS. DICKIE

(off)

Hello, Mr. Acorn. I am late.

MARGARET storms over to the desk.

MARGARET (CONT’D)

Why did I not watch over you,

protect you?

ADELAIDE

Mama, I am sorry.

MARGARET, dismisses her, opens her journal.

ADELAIDE (CONT’D)

Mama?

MARGARET

Don’t call me that.

She presses down a page.

HUGH

(off-stage)

What do you have there?

MRS. DICKIE

(off-stage)

Don’t -- please.

MARGARET begins to write wildly. Overlapping:

ADELAIDE

Don’t start writing?!

MARGARET

(writing)

Storm. Feel horrid this morning

after a sleepless night.

ADELAIDE

Mother, please listen.

MARGARET

(to Adelaide)

Discovered I have lost my

beautiful...

(writing)

pin -- stuck with a sharp prick,

bleeding.

ADELAIDE

Please, I am sorry.

HUGH ACORN

(off stage)

Well? Are you not coming?

MARGARET

(to Adelaide)

Nothing can be done to recover it --

I am heart sick.

(MORE)

Why I was such a Fool as to flaunt

you, to let you out of my sight, I

do not know. Certainly all the

fools in the world are not dead.

MRS. DICKIE enters, HUGH after her.

MARGARET shuts her journal, stands.

MARGARET (CONT’D)

Hello, Mrs. Dickie.

MRS. DICKIE

Hello, Mrs. Graves. How are you

this evening?

MARGARET takes the ice pack from ADELAIDE.

MARGARET

I have a horrible tooth ache,

wouldn’t you know?

MRS. DICKIE

My son suffered just two weeks ago

from the very same thing.

MARGARET

It’s agonizing.

She looks at HUGH, as he takes his place at the piano.

MARGARET (CONT’D)

My tooth, that is. Agony.

MRS. DICKIE

My boy’s tooth had to be extracted.

MARGARET

Poor child.

(to Adelaide)

Even removed, the pain can linger.

ADELAIDE runs off Right. MARGARET tosses the ice pack on the

table. A loud thud.

MRS. DICKIE

Shall we -- I suppose -- well,

would you like to have rehearsal

this evening or shall we -- ?

MARGARET

We shall have rehearsal, Mrs.

Dickie, now that you are here.

MARGARET (CONT'D)

MRS. DICKIE removes her hat and sits at the piano.

MARGARET (CONT’D)

Rehearsal is the only activity, you

and Mr. Acorn the only company

Charles permits me.

MARGARET and HUGH stand on either side.

MRS. DICKIE

Actually, I -- I cannot -- I am --

MRS. DICKIE rises, picks up her hat...

MRS. DICKIE (CONT’D)

I am late because I -- well, I

would prefer another evening,

myself, actually.

MARGARET steps back to let her by.

MRS. DICKIE (CONT’D)

I am not myself.

MARGARET

None of us are. Now.

MRS. DICKIE

But -- I don’t know how I got here.

Oliver is...

She breaks away, her hands grasping at the air, then

anchoring her to the desk chair.

She lowers her head, searching.

MRS. DICKIE (CONT’D)

I mean, I can’t remember. Best to -

MARGARET

Remember what?

MRS. DICKIE raises her head.

MRS. DICKIE

- my son is with Mrs. Levine. She

watches children in her home. I

thought it best that my son go

there...was the telegr --

She stops mid-word, her mouth hanging open.

HUGH

Perhaps she should lie down.

In the quiet, MRS. DICKIE sits again at the piano, sets her

hat down, turns a page in her music and plays.

HUGH and MARGARET resume their positions.

HUGH ACORN

(tentatively sings)

“Come saints and sinners, hear me

tell the wonders of Emmanuel, who

snatch’d me from a burning Hell,

and brought my soul with him to

dwell, to dwell in sweetest union.”

MARGARET

(singing)

“But when depressed and lost in

sin, my dear Redeemer took me in,

And with His blood He wash’d me

clean, And O what seasons I have

seen! Since first I felt this

union.”

MRS. DICKIE stops playing.

MRS. DICKIE

(to herself)

Since first I felt this union.

HUGH ACORN

Mrs. Dickie?

MRS. DICKIE

The last time I saw Oliver, we went

to breakfast. We went to breakfast

and it wasn’t even a Sunday. We

sat in a booth together -- side by

side. We shared a meal -- we ate

off the same plate. I ordered cole

slaw. Cole slaw on the side. Of

course, it was too early to eat

cole slaw, but the restaurant -- at

the Taft -- they made an exception.

Oliver didn’t like to share meals

as a rule, but he didn’t have much

of an appetite that morning, so he

didn’t mind at all. I was ravenous.

I ate my half of the sausage and

eggs and the whole plate of

coleslaw. I kissed him on the neck.

The cheek. I had my arms thrown

around him. I turned my body into

him. We ate off the same plate. I

didn’t care who saw.

(MORE)

I ate all of him all of it -- I

drank him in -- it was grand. And

then -- oh, I don’t know exactly --

I don’t know how it happened, but

yes, no I do. That’s what. I began

to talk about our child. I began

to talk about our little boy and

his kindergarten teacher and

something about the pipes freezing

last winter and then we -- well,

yes, that’s how: we talked about

the pipes freezing and the mending

to be done to his gray suit. My

body wasn’t turned into him then. I

wasn’t kissing him then. It was

like any other day. Except it

wasn’t. I always say the wrong

thing.

MRS. DICKIE gathers her music, puts on her hat and exits, as

CHARLES (in a smoking jacket) enters.

HUGH

Mr. Graves!

CHARLES

Acorn. Mrs. --

She is gone.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

(looking after her)

What goes on?

MARGARET

(solemnly)

Officer Oliver S. Dickie has been

sacrificed in service to his

country.

CHARLES

Deceased. You’re certain.

HUGH ACORN

I was. That is, before you came in.

Just as Mrs. Dickie left?

MARGARET

Just before --

HUGH ACORN

I was certain.

MRS. DICKIE (CONT'D)

CHARLES

Who asked you?!

(loudly, to Margaret)

Margaret?

MARGARET

Certain? No, I am not.

CHARLES

You just said -- you said her

husband has passed away.

MARGARET, trying to recover her nerves, crosses to the desk.

MARGARET

Do you think he has, Mr. Acorn?

Based on all she said about the

coleslaw and the mending?

CHARLES

The coleslaw?

HUGH ALCORN

Possibly.

MARGARET

Possibly, yes, but you are not

quite...

HUGH ACORN

Are you?

MARGARET

As I said, I am not. One cannot be

certain of anything now, with the

war. It’s hard not to think --

CHARLES

Of course one cannot be certain if

he draws a conclusion about a man’s

life or death based on his wife’s

reports of eating his vegetables

and darning his socks. It’s

ludicrous. Margaret, come.

MARGARET

Charles. If you attempted to make

conclusions not on what is said but

on what is unsaid, you would

understand our initial certainty.

CHARLES

Are you insane?

MARGARET

That is a very serious accusation.

CHARLES

It was merely a question.

He takes MARGARET by the elbow.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

(to Margaret)

Come with me. Where’s Adelaide?

MARGARET

(over her shoulder, to

Hugh)

Where is Adelaide?

They stop.

CHARLES

What the hell are you asking him

for?

MARGARET

She belongs to Master Acorn now. He

and the Pope.

CHARLES

What -- what’s this?

MARGARET

She doesn’t belong to me.

HUGH moves toward the door...

CHARLES

Of course. Of course she does, she

is your child.

MARGARET

She is not a child.

CHARLES

Yes! She. Is. What is the matter

with you? Acorn -- Hold it right

there!

HUGH freezes.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

I have had just about ENOUGH! Show

some gratitude, some graciousness.

(MORE)

This war is being fought for you,

Margaret, for you and for all other

dear wives and mothers -- and for

the beautiful Adelaide, and her

young kind. For the Dead Jazz Mad

Man Joplin, and The Diseased Choir

Boy Civilian over here --

CHARLES, covering his fear, delivers the following in the

manner of a funeral oration...his own child’s?

CHARLES (CONT’D)

-- for the artists of the world.

The artists of the world give birth

to the soul of humanity and through

their collective visionary soul,

the rest of mankind is --

MARGARET picks up her ice pack and rushes out Right.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

(calling after her.)

-- inspired to feel, and hence to

act!

During the following, he takes a cigar from the desk, puts it

back. Then he paces about the room as if he would destroy it.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

The working men of the world have

no time for the soul. No

inclination. We look to you lazy

art bastards to show us where we’ve

gone wrong, where our business has

led us amiss, and through your

songs and paintings and words, we

reconnect with our own forgotten

souls and feel the inspiration to

make things right again. We succeed

in business, wage war, fight --

lose our lives -- for the artists,

the women, the children, all the

ungrateful heaps we drown in -- the

masses of flesh and souls who rob

us of our dignity and our artistic

inclination by their dependency,

critical natures, selfishness and

deceit. Get the hell out of my

house, Hugh Acorn, before I put a

bullet in your chest.

HUGH bolts. CHARLES shouts after MARGARET.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

CHARLES (CONT’D)

(off to Margaret)

Clarence is at war, Margaret!

(to himself)

Your son is at war.

SCENE 8 - Light change: Day to Night.

We hear WIND blowing.

On the SCRIM we see: Sunday, October 27, 1918 Four Months

Later

We hear MALE VOICES OFFSTAGE murmuring, a whisper, clinking

of ice in glasses, clearing of throats.

MARGARET, in the Oriental robe, enters holding a sealed

envelope tied with a pink sash and a stack of letters covered

by the blood stained handkerchief. She looks out, her face

completely changed, tear stained.

MARGARET

Tuesday, October 27th, 19. I have

discovered correspondence between

Adelaide and Clarence.

MARGARET kneels, sets down Clarence’s letters and unties the

pink sash from Adelaide’s. She opens Adelaide’s letter.

MARGARET (CONT’D)

(reads, imitates Adelaide)

Dearest Clarence, The Mother Mary

appeared at Fatima. She’s told the

children of what’s to come --

there’s an evil power arising out

of Russia and we must all be on

guard. If we do not heed her, there

will be another, greater War, death

and famine, great persecution of

the church. We must pray for her

intervention so that she will

appeal to her son on our behalf.

She is the one true mother of us

all. As ever, Monkey.

SOUND: The wind picks up and turns to static; we hear voices,

like the radio previously, but the voices are CLARENCE and

ADELAIDE’S, voices of the letters now, in Margaret’s head.

V.O. CLARENCE

(in a sing-song voice)

Oh, Addie, come out and play!

Adelaide!

V.O. CLARENCE (CONT’D)

Evasive and rude.

V.O. ADELAIDE

So what?

V.O. CLARENCE

Why?

V.O. ADELAIDE

I don’t know.

V.O. CLARENCE

You do....Why do you behave this

way?

V.O. ADELAIDE

(slowly)

That’s how God made girls who

bleed.

MARGARET folds the sash, ceremoniously.

V.O. CLARENCE

Sweet girl.

V.O. ADELAIDE

I’m not. Sweet.

V.O. CLARENCE

A game of Naughty Fairy then?

V.O. ADELAIDE

It’s too late now, understand? I

gave myself away.

V.O. CLARENCE

You went and did it? With whom? Not

the diabetic choir boy! You are

ashamed. Adelaide. Don’t be. Look,

if it helps you to know -- I am

changed too, bleeding.

V.O. ADELAIDE

Stained?

V.O. CLARENCE

Stained and blinded.

V.O. ADELAIDE

Then you’re coming home.

V.O. CLARENCE

(sings)

“Gassed last night and gassed the

night before.”

MARGARET

Sunday, October 27th, 19 --

V.O. CLARENCE

(sings)

“Going to get gassed tonight;

If we never get gassed

anymore./ When we’re gassed,

we’re sick as we can be/for

phosgene and mustard Gas is

much too much for me.”

MARGARET

October 27th, 1918 -- a

beautiful day, so of course,

out I go!

V.O. CLARENCE

(sings)

“They're warning us/they're warning

us/One respirator for the four of

us/ Thank your lucky stars that

three of us can run/ So one of us

can use it all alone.”

SOUND: With MARGARET, we hear the VOICES OFFSTAGE overtake

those in her head.

CHARLES

(off stage)

Margaret?

MARGARET struggles to her feet.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

(off stage)

Margaret! Margaret? -- !

CHARLES rushes in, ADELAIDE after.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

There you are -- Dr. Marshall told

you to stay in bed.

MARGARET pulls out her journal. ADELAIDE kneels on the floor,

collects the letters.

CHARLES (CONT’D)

Put that damn thing away!

He grabs for it, but she holds it to her.

MARGARET

Adelaide and I saw Mary Pickford in

“The Pride of the Claw” at the

Globe --

ADELAIDE

Mama?

CHARLES takes the journal. MARGARET sinks to the floor.

CHARLES

Your children need --

MARGARET

-- I have no children.

CHARLES

Stop it!

MARGARET

Oh dear God, I can’t hear

this.

CHARLES

Adelaide is your daughter and

Clarence is your son --

MARGARET

I am childless.

CHARLES

You are my wife!

MARGARET

I am not here. I don’t hear.

CHARLES

He is coming back to us now -- See

here --

MARGARET

I can’t.

ADELAIDE holds her mother.

ADELAIDE

He’ll be all right now, mama

because Jesus -- why you know this

dear,

(sings)

“And with His blood He wash’d me

clean, And O what seasons I have

seen.”

MARGARET

“One puff did not paralyze the

young man in the wheel chair.”

CHARLES

Our son’s coming home to us, Margo.

A damn cripple, dad-blame-it.

ADELAIDE

Clarence.

CHARLES

Would that the Good Lord had let

him die.

Black out. End of Act I

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